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Vivid Says No To “Tanning Mom” Plus Her Nightmare Topless Pics

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The story of “Tanning Mom” Patricia Krentcil went viral last year when she was arrested for child endangerment for making her 5 year old daughter tan in tanning booths resulting in sun burns for the kid.

Though that’s a little strange and sort of newsworthy the real reason she became famous is because “Tanning Mom” is batshit crazy, saying her critics hate her because they are ““jealous, fat and ugly.” And she looks like this:

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Skip tanning booths peeps, they ain’t healthy:
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Now this pyscho is back! In the worse way possible!! She just did a horrifying topless photoshoot on a beach and she’s written a letter to Vivid head honcho Steven Hirsch about the news he might be releasing the sex tape of the one of the girls from the reality show Teen Mom, saying instead of a “Teen Mom” the next big porn star should be Tanning Mom, here’s what she wrote to Vivid:

“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom, well if you REALLY want to make MONEY then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness Because let’s face it I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!

Men want a cougar and a real woman not a teenybopper. Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Hirsch’s response:

“Although there is much interest in Tanning Mom and her exploits I just don’t think she fits in with the Vivid culture as we don’t have any Granny Porn.”

Burn!

Now here’s the the topless pics, just a warning that these may turn you off of women, breasts, and humanity, click for the larger versions…if you dare:

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Via DrunkenStepfather.com & Eonline.com

Vivid Says No To “Tanning Mom” Plus Her Nightmare Topless Pics is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Posted in boobs, Celeb Slips, Celebnips, celebrity, meme, memes, porn culture, sexypics, Tanning Mom, Vivid, wtf

Ice Cream With A Side Of Innuendo (& Some Fisting)

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I love it when I get surprises in my inbox, especially when the come from sexy boys that I want to bang. This guy I met on OkCupid a few years back randomly sends me funny, sexual things sometimes and when he came across two chicks sucking ice cream out of some condom-esque packaging, he knew it’d be right up my alley.

The two girls are Canadian college coeds studying in Japan. They walk through the freezer section of the grocery store and pick up two of these ice cream novelties that are just condoms bulging with cream. I’ve watched this clip like 20 times in the past two days and I’ve come to a few conclusions.

First, I had never realized how sexy Canadian chicks who speak Japanese are. How did I not know this before? I guess it’s mostly because you don’t come across very many but still, this is like an undiscovered kink for me. Fucking a Canadian chick who speaks an Asian language is now on my fucket list (my combo of a fuck and bucket list).

Second, I’m totally into jizz covered stockings and oozing cream…actually I already knew about both of those things but whatever.

Little known Harlot fact: I haven’t eaten ice cream in over a decade. That clip made me wonder how much ice cream porn there was out there so I took a little tour of the Pornhub Network and there are a lot of clips that involve ice cream and blow jobs.

Here’s a popsicle blowjob from Facial Flavor:


Ice cream blowjob brought to you by PornHub

How bout a German Gang Bang with a chocolate Popsicle stuffed in the middle?


Ice cream and COCKS for you Elina brought to you by KeezMovies.com

And quite possibly the most visually…ummmm…interesting video I found…an XTube member stuffing her hot sloppy cunt with an ice cream bar after it has been pumped…there’s also some self fisting thrown in for good measure.

Oh those crazy Xtube members and their creative videos.

Ice Cream With A Side Of Innuendo (& Some Fisting) is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Posted in Alpha Harlot, fetish, Funny, ice cream, japan, meme, porn, porn culture, Pornhub Network, Today in Sex, video

Pornhub Super Bowl Memes! & Contest Winner!!

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Lets start at the start: Pornhub made a Super Bowl ad but it’s not what you’re thinking. Unlike every other Super Bowl ad by every other company there was no sexy stuff, no babely gals, nothing graphic. Just a sweet old couple enjoying each other’s company on a beautiful day in the park. It was still rejected by CBS (you can click here to watch the ad and cast your vote on whether or not it should be aired).

But the happy ending to this story is that the commercial became a hit on the web, watched and shared by millions. Then people started memeing it by grabbing screen shots and adding their own captions – which gave us an idea for a contest, submit your own image macro with your captions to the Pornhub Super Bowl ad to win Pornhub swag!

And now we have our winner, the Peeperz commenter with the simple username of “Nick” made this one:

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Congrats Nick! Email me at bucky@peeperz.com to collect on your prize!!

We made a gallery of the other entries we loved, check them out in this gallery of awesome (click to enlarge the images):

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Pornhub Super Bowl Memes! & Contest Winner!! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Posted in contest, football, Funny, internet culture, meme, porn culture, pornhub, Pornhub Network, super bowl, Today in Sex

The Pornhub Super Bowl Ad Meme Contest!

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Yesterday we told you about CBS rejecting the ad Pornhub made for this Sunday’s Super Bowl, even though the commercial has no raunch  no porn, no dirty language, in fact it’s incredibly sweet!  If you haven’t seen it or want to refresh your memory Pornhub has a safe-for-work page set up where you can watch and share the ad and where you can vote if think it should be aired or not, hit it up:

Click here to watch the ad and cast your vote on whether or not it should be aired.

Though banned from television the commercial has become a big hit online! It’s all over YouTube and has been covered everywhere from the HuffingtonPost to Business Insider. Since it is such a viral sensation we’ve decided it should be elevated to the highest form of entertainment, an image macro meme:

And you can get in on the fun. Using a meme generator site like MemeGenerator caption these stills from the Pornhub Super Bowl ad with something amazing, send us the link to your creation and if you blow us away with your entry we’ll give you Pornhub swag like a Pornhub T-shirt!

Here’s an example of we’re talking about:

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The deadline to enter is the morning of Monday February 4th. Share your work in the comments section below or on Twitter at Twitter.com/Peeperz!

Here’s an easy caption maker from MemeGenerator for you to make your own:

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The Pornhub Super Bowl Ad Meme Contest! is a post from: The Peeperz Porn & Sex Blog

Posted in contest, football, Funny, internet culture, meme, porn culture, pornhub, Pornhub Network, super bowl, Today in Sex

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